Translation for those of you without familiarity with First Grade handwriting/spelling:
First I could crawl when I was a baby. It was fun! Next I could talk when I was a baby. It was fun! Then I was in Kindergarten. I did art in Kindergarten. It was fun! In First Grade I do Meth!
Wait, what do you do in First Grade? I don't know if I should be concerned or just be happy that he didn't write that "it was fun!" I guess First Grade IS a big jump from Kindergarten.